Lucky Dogs Bark Out: Puppies by Chase "the Mouse"

Dese puhpies are ruining my life! Dey take away from my lap time and da necessary petting required for all toy breeds. Never minding dat da Brenda smells of puhpies 24/7. Please adopt one of da adorable little pests. I’m beginning to look more like one of dose hairless, snaggle toothed dogs.

All dey talk about is da puhpies! And, nine of dem are the same color and so typical, dey can’t tell dem apart so dey have color-coded collars.

Esther, wears da blue collar, kicks like a bunny if you rub da white on her chest – so undignified.

Edit, wears da black collar, and he has his tail dipped in white out, but barely.

Ebisu, wears red, and he tinks he’s da tough guy.

Eunice, wears da light green collar, and she is a pest nibbling on flip flops.

Edgrr, wears dark green, and he climbs as if he’ll get out of da playpen.

Ezra, wears da orange, and he is da most talkative of da lot.

Emilia, wears purple, is da only smart one because she stays small like me. She wants to be like me when she grows up.

Echo, is a black puhpie whit a teal collar, likes to play non-stop and loves da rubber soccer ball.

Etsy, is a black puhpie whit a pink collar, dis girl lays in her food and vacuums it into her mouth before da uder puhpies have figured itsa even der.

Earl, is da blonde boy – teal collar, he is da linebacker and we know how smart footballers are rumored to be (no offense, but soccer is da sport from my country).

Earlgina, da blonde girl – pink collar, she tinks she is da toughest girl, but I’da squash her given da chance.

So, itsa your mission to adopt one of dese dahrrrlings so da Universe can be righted again. I am da center ja know...Chase (a.k.a. Fledermaus) The Chihuahua